Stories

<[AH]>, at last the high-speed rail's OPENing and CAN take us into TOWN!
by vms5q

Laura's on a <MISSION> in [Chi]na - WORKing on a book about regional <differENCE>s in LAMB [cho]ps. She asks John to tell her if he finds it lacking.
by vms5q

Every person loves this pud[gy n'] soft cow and puts down money for this item.
by vms5q

At the auction, Megan tell the person [who an]nounces that she'll put down $1K in <exchange> for the BRILLIANT ring on the model's HAND.
by vms5q

"[Who an]nounces the winner of these EIGHT BIG KNIVES?" I ask, looking *down* at them shining <brilliant>ly in the BOX.
by vms5q

Megan's sister, having no <page> on which to write, uses about a HUNDRED SEASHELLs. "[Yeah], that works!" she says.
by vms5q

Charlie draws Medusa with a THOUSAND mali[ciou]s snakes sticking up out of her head, each MOUTH sticking out its <tongue>.
by vms5q

god expresses his thoughts though signs.
by Ceruleanlotus

If you OVERSEE the GRASS, then it will not appear blue.
by Ceruleanlotus

The farmer had to DO WORK from 1 to 10pm.
by Ceruleanlotus

Your hand is rather stubborn!
by Ceruleanlotus

It's lame to only have ONE SON.
by Ceruleanlotus