Stories

I need another knife, I refuse to do anything with this rusty one.
by tuzi80

The dinning hall at the thong factory was so well known for serving workers delicious Pad Thai, that it franchised locations.
by tuzi80

All members of fight club meat up every month to have a face off.
by tuzi80

Yu2's vehicle always "loses" that it's difficult calling it a sports car, we needs to "shu1" him away next time
by Strawberry

Moreover, I've got too much grain stacked up, so I'll need to rent some labor to haul it.
by tuzi80

(taps mic) thanks every body for attending my precision shooting show.
by tuzi80

After Sonya Blade defeated Sub-Zero in the courtyard, the announcer said "Finish Him!"
by tuzi80

It looks like a big red button that you hit again and again. (don't care about the rare-ish comp. that means "tender" right now)
by tuzi80

As a matter of fact, I'm in the middle of forking the project, so let's put a pin in this conversation until after work.
by tuzi80

That dealer may be crooked, but if you smoke a bowl of his weed, you'll get quite stoned.
by tuzi80

He ordered the rain to stop falling, but it had zero effect.
by tuzi80

When you write a cover letter, use conjunctions to connect each one of your through-lines.
by tuzi80