Stories

He poked one of his eyes out with the tool. Luckily he was a spider, so he had eight.
by Sandmancesar

And there it was, in the middle of the cross, all the dark matter he was looking for. He could taste it in his mouth, it was pure pancake.
by Sandmancesar

He taped the ancient totem until a weird goò started coming out of its mouth. Then the incident began.
by Sandmancesar

I thought we were out of the quarantine, walking through the woods at dusk. But then I realized I was dreamèng.
by Sandmancesar

I was in Vietnam, I slid my hand into her thong and then it hit me... Da D
by Sandmancesar

Sue must be so ashamed about her father's speech. How can he accuse her of that? That's defamation, she should sue.
by Sandmancesar

Tired of his trainer's reprimands he crossed out the pounds on his scale. Moving the dot to the left. "a few kilos" he thought.
by Sandmancesar

As the pound of coins dropped under his nose you could hear the sound of a cash register coming from his eyes. "jin!"
by Sandmancesar

And we all saw the cow climb the mountain to tell us what to do next. She announced that the C in cow will be now pronounced G. The Gow spoke.
by Sandmancesar

I got tired of pushing an empty car through those caves with donkey Kong. I felt empty inside.
by Sandmancesar

I find it very daring walking with a stick with just ear help, as blind people do
by Josmiben

6 people governing something is too many; they intersect each other
by Josmiben