Stories

as the sun goes past the mountain and time goes by your age changes
by danananananabatman

put it in my cave, philly boy. "mmmmmmm yeah that's the stuff" moaned dan through fits of pleasure.
by danisnotonfire

there once was an old man called TIM. he had some children. there where 10 arms and 10 legs. how many children did Tim have?
by litaf101

你好！ It's me ari! ❤
by ArianaGrande

the sun sets behind the mountain
by Beyoncedoppelganger7

One day a vacuum traveled to the land of speech, located on the South side of Jupiter. The vacuum met some aliens, and asked ' who are you? '
by SassyVacuums

sam! who? sam! who? sam! who? sam! who? sam! who? sam! who? sam! who? sam! who? sam! who? sam! who? oh sam that best person ever! who?
by 1234567890

he rode phil like a horse in need of a saddle, mmmmmm danny boy
by danisnotonfire

There is a person who speaks to a skeleton and asks her "who were you"?
by Cinta

Dan was silently walking down a cold, dark alleyway, he felt phil kiss his shoulderblade like a dog licks its balls.
by danisnotonfire

who speaks tree
by Beyoncedoppelganger7

The sparrow who speaks.
by MissPeregrine