Stories

(taps mic) thanks every body for attending my precision shooting show.
by tuzi80

After Sonya Blade defeated Sub-Zero in the courtyard, the announcer said "Finish Him!"
by tuzi80

It looks like a big red button that you hit again and again. (don't care about the rare-ish comp. that means "tender" right now)
by tuzi80

As a matter of fact, I'm in the middle of forking the project, so let's put a pin in this conversation until after work.
by tuzi80

That dealer may be crooked, but if you smoke a bowl of his weed, you'll get quite stoned.
by tuzi80

He ordered the rain to stop falling, but it had zero effect.
by tuzi80

When you write a cover letter, use conjunctions to connect each one of your through-lines.
by tuzi80

The conjunction almost connects through line A and through line B together.
by tuzi80

We went to go do one small step for man, one giant step for mankind.
by tuzi80

The fat man's belly was round like a half moon.
by tuzi80

You must push your limits and move your legs to retreat faster than walking speed, or you'll meat your doom before the moon rises.
by tuzi80

super man ran by me so fast, he knocked me over, prompting me to summon some sharp words in his direction.
by tuzi80