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rollredcat

Popping since 9 years ago

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Human bodies are only meat-suits; people trapped in physical enclosures.
by rollredcat

After drinking too many beers, people can start saying some pretty vulgar things.
by rollredcat

The coffee in your mouth may have come from coffee beans grown in Africa.
by rollredcat

Two mouths of coffee gives you power.
by rollredcat

Standing on my left hand, I pull the door open with my feet.
by rollredcat

Eating half a moon cake will still make you really fat.
by rollredcat

An ipad made out of dirt is an instance of an earth implement.
by rollredcat

In the land of towel-eating giants, shabby towels are common currency.
by rollredcat

After dipping his brush into the sun, the artist fills his book with golden images.
by rollredcat

To truly understand, one must allow the heart to be the director.
by rollredcat

To surpass my peers, I walk like I resemble the President.
by rollredcat

Solid-brass barley is a heavy type of grain.
by rollredcat