Stories

The salty sailor may not look it, but he has a heart. He has feelings.
by vms5q

<ON THE SPOT>, in the FIEL[D on g]reat bales Megan & Laura put COVERs to <WITHSTAND> the storm, despite their MOUTHy husbands' attempts to <OBSTRUCT>.
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The two kings meet at the gate. Soon their armies will battle. Doh!
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Laura says, "FIRST and <ONLY> task on my <list>: Me an[d an] ox work in the field EARLY morning. I have two MOUTHs to feed, still in bed asleep."
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On his LIST [John] sees he has the HALBERDs he needs for <battle> and is ready to tru[dge on].
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John's willing to PAY extra for a house downTOWN with an <attach>ed garage for a [fu]ssball table.
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Laura puts the TWENTIETH chocolate in her MOUTH and smiles. It's bi[g an]d <sweet>.
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I sit down but then stand up again. This chair is made out of strange wood!
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Charlie loves to show that he can eat strange things, like a big piece of moldy [chee]se.
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"The POUND of [sheen] fabric is for <new> INTIMATE apparel," says Laura.
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My intimate friends know where they STAND with me, even if I did make my scrun[chy-n]ose face at them all the time when I was SMALL.
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Charlie COMEs UPONa chea[p ung]lamorous solution: draping a <sail> over a BAMBOO pole.
by vms5q