Stories

the middle one shell is expensive so lets make a quick GetUI (get-away)
by JakieBrock

NAh (nah), that one please
by JakieBrock

NENG (none) can oppose me if I eat my private meat stash with my spoons
by JakieBrock

ZHONG said you can tell the type of grain by how heavy it is
by JakieBrock

did you know old JIU (jo) had 20 sparrows and mortars?
by JakieBrock

it was a big day, im too TAI-erd (tired)
by JakieBrock

JI-esus (Jesus), how much wood does this machine need?
by JakieBrock

I became very intimate with my new axe when it hit my XIN (shin)
by JakieBrock

I think you'll have to do it ten times again to support the structure properly
by JakieBrock

you MEI (may) not have strength if you don't drink water again
by JakieBrock

I will DAI (die) unless you bring 30 covered towels immediatly
by JakieBrock

mis QIAN (chen) has a lot of money she keeps in little pieces of gold
by JakieBrock