Stories

I sit down but then stand up again. This chair is made out of strange wood!
by vms5q

Charlie loves to show that he can eat strange things, like a big piece of moldy [chee]se.
by vms5q

"The POUND of [sheen] fabric is for <new> INTIMATE apparel," says Laura.
by vms5q

My intimate friends know where they STAND with me, even if I did make my scrun[chy-n]ose face at them all the time when I was SMALL.
by vms5q

Charlie COMEs UPONa chea[p ung]lamorous solution: draping a <sail> over a BAMBOO pole.
by vms5q

Aladdin, a poor but [fun g]uy, <COMES UPON> fortune by accident, WALKING/MARCHING right *up* into ABUNDANCE. His future's looking *up*.
by vms5q

He looks *down* on using a LONG TOWEL for a <canopy>. He doesn't bu[dge on g]etting what he likes, even if he has almost nothing in his <ACCOUNT>.
by vms5q

Hands-[down], our eight 丷 obedient pigs 豕 [do way] better than any dogsled team in town!
by vms5q

send out the army, with their bows and lances, and the sound of thousands of footsteps!
by Sanne-san

You can only see that moon for a limited term; next month's moon will be completely new.
by Sanne-san

We divideD the pizza into EIGHT pieces with a KNIFE.
by Veles

raise your HAND to answer what it IS.
by Veles