PurpleWaterBottle

Running from the dead, I took shelter in the tree. I laid down and closed my eyes, making the tree my new resting bed.
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The heart can be expressed through the idea and sound of song.
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When you awaken to watch the falling stars, you have to drink some wine to stay awake.
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The person who made the incident happen is making more things happen.
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I got a bladder infection because I didn't pee! I must be a dead corpse!
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You can only use divination outside in the evening.
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Contrary to popular belief, humans have to eat food in a meal.
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Water is like, obviously wet. Duh.
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The Yu family was in the rivalry between the Fa family. All they did was steal one of our people, our daughter, Mulan.
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There's a cave in my chimney. Why? Because it's a friggin' window.
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